about

Early Bio

Born in 1984, I grew up in the golden age of hacker and demoscene culture and spent much of my childhood tracking MODules, creating demoscene-esque art, programming in BASIC & Assembly, and disassembling Amiga ROM code.

We never had internet or even BBS access at home so I spent most of my evenings after school at the local college where I enrolled in a Pascal course; it was at this time I came across my first virus in the wild - the Stoned virus, and developed an interest in ‘virii’ and other malware.

Slowly the college started upgrading its Windows for Workgroups 3.11 computers to Windows 95, on which they had installed Bardon WinU (a kiosk system used to abstract and prevent access to much of the operating system) but it didn’t take long before I worked out how to gain access to regedit.exe through Microsoft Word and decode the admin passwords, much to the annoyance of the SysAdmins. Simon, one of the tutors there, and many of the students would ask me to unlock their computers – it seemed counterproductive for a college to be teaching people how to use computers while not giving them access to the operating systems they would be using.

I must have printed thousands of pages of manuals, tutorials, and other material on their printers and spent all my time at home studying them. The Hackers Manifesto spoke to me - it was the first time I read something that I could identify with, and it excited me.

My first IT job was at a local web hosting & design company when I was 17. They used Windows NT 4 and 2000 servers, and ASP - it wasn’t ideal but it gave me some real-life experience and I did manage to convince them to allow me to migrate the office server and router to GNU/Linux!

Throughout this time and beyond I was an active member of various groups and communities, CyberArmy being the longest from c. 1998 until ~2010.

Big shout out to CAIRC, HTS, #c4n, Lz0, TiTAN, RISCISO, Hoodlum, RST, PC, PDX, FLT, SKIDROW, h0no, #vuln, myg0t, PN, GNAA, Nectarine radio, SAC, and anyone I’ve missed - active or inactive.

Early computer acquisition timeline

• Sinclair ZX Spectrum
• Commodore 64C
• Atari 520ST; 1040 STE
• 1992: Commodore Amiga 600 - £399 (~£853+ today)
• 1993: Amstrad PCW 8256 - my grandad’s
• 1997: IBM 8085 - gifted to me by someone at college
• 1999: Patriot Cyrix M-II 333Mhz 80686 / 32MB SDRAM / 4MB GFX - my first ‘PC’ from Dixons, £399 (~£740+ today)

-Inflation calculated by the Bank of England using the Consumer Price Index; of course, pricing something from that time today is difficult considering Commodore, for example, had production sites in the UK and Germany. The quality of components was much higher than found in most devices today, etc.